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#61 User is offline   TheGoldenBoy Icon

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:15 PM

View PostUSA51, on Nov 25 2008, 11:11 PM, said:

Kids these days have it to easy. The internet makes it too easy. When I was their age I had to sneak a playboy magazine and jerk off. We had to work to get our dirty stuff, kids these days do not. Now porn is rotting the brains of boys today. They expect their girlfriends to act like porn stars, but they are not. Porn stars are paid. Show your girl some respect.


Porn stars are paid...yah we know. Well I buy my girl dinner, flowers, gifts, and whatever else she complains she wants so in essence I'm paying her :lol:
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:17 PM

View PostUSA51, on Nov 25 2008, 11:11 PM, said:

Kids these days have it to easy. The internet makes it too easy. When I was their age I had to sneak a playboy magazine and jerk off. We had to work to get our dirty stuff, kids these days do not. Now porn is rotting the brains of boys today. They expect their girlfriends to act like porn stars, but they are not. Porn stars are paid. Show your girl some respect.


Are you saying that if I pay my girlfriend, she might act like a pornstar ??? :huh:
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:19 PM

View PostUSA51, on Nov 25 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

Kids these days have it to easy. The internet makes it too easy. When I was their age I had to sneak a playboy magazine and jerk off. We had to work to get our dirty stuff, kids these days do not. Now porn is rotting the brains of boys today. They expect their girlfriends to act like porn stars, but they are not. Porn stars are paid. Show your girl some respect. they should be better than the pornstars.

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:20 PM

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QUOTE (USA51 @ Nov 25 2008, 08:11 PM)
Kids these days have it to easy. The internet makes it too easy. When I was their age I had to sneak a playboy magazine and jerk off. We had to work to get our dirty stuff, kids these days do not. Now porn is rotting the brains of boys today. They expect their girlfriends to act like porn stars, but they are not. Porn stars are paid. Show your girl some respect. they should be better than the pornstars.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
*dies*
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 02:07 AM

View PostThe BWD Experience, on Nov 25 2008, 06:39 PM, said:

Who cares if your parents see? If I'm in the middle of "the act", and my parents come in, I don't stop. I'll be damned if anyone is gonna stop me from finishing. :angry:


hahahahahaha

View PostSC Steve Bossin, on Nov 25 2008, 06:44 PM, said:

:lol: :lol:

"Have a seat, ill be with you in a minute"


lol wow

View PostNorwood32, on Nov 25 2008, 06:50 PM, said:

Truth. I might rattle off a warning shot, just to let them know who's boss.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god i died when i read this.

We had to work to get our dirty stuff, kids these days do not.

here you have it everyone. the fundamental problem with our society. it isnt greed, it isnt a lack of compassion for those around you or poor education... no... the fundamental problem with our society is that kids can look at porn too easily. it is destroying the economy, elongating the war in iraq and melting the polar ice caps...

i think id better stop there before i get banned. :lol:
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 03:05 AM

View PostMr. Offseason, on Nov 25 2008, 11:07 PM, said:

here you have it everyone. the fundamental problem with our society. it isnt greed, it isnt a lack of compassion for those around you or poor education... no... the fundamental problem with our society is that kids can look at porn too easily. it is destroying the economy, elongating the war in iraq and melting the polar ice caps...

i think id better stop there before i get banned. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:20 AM

I don't look at this thread.

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:51 AM

View PostMr. Offseason, on Nov 26 2008, 07:07 AM, said:

hahahahahaha



lol wow



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god i died when i read this.



here you have it everyone. the fundamental problem with our society. it isnt greed, it isnt a lack of compassion for those around you or poor education... no... the fundamental problem with our society is that kids can look at porn too easily. it is destroying the economy, elongating the war in iraq and melting the polar ice caps...

i think id better stop there before i get banned. :lol:

heh, heh...he said elongated

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:54 AM

View Postbacknblack, on Nov 26 2008, 07:51 AM, said:

heh, heh...he said elongated

I caught that, too. Freudian slip? I think not. :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:02 AM

All I can say about porn is THANK GOD FOR

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:15 AM

View Postoctoslash, on Nov 26 2008, 02:02 PM, said:

All I can say about porn is THANK GOD FOR
http://scourmanop.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/razors.jpg

vintage razors?
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:31 AM

I think it's funny because where I work people get fired for looking at porn all the time, yet they pay me to view the profiles of the offenders and what they look at.

I remember having to sit this one guy down and ask him why he wanted to watch a video of another guy jamming a 40 ounce beer bottle up somone's ***. He just cracked a smile and put his head down.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:35 AM

View Postbacknblack, on Nov 26 2008, 02:15 AM, said:

vintage razors?


Porn should be classified kinda like the Old Testament and New Testament:


PRE-GROOMING

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POST-GROOMING
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:16 AM

View PostSick, on Nov 26 2008, 02:31 PM, said:

I think it's funny because where I work people get fired for looking at porn all the time, yet they pay me to view the profiles of the offenders and what they look at.

I remember having to sit this one guy down and ask him why he wanted to watch a video of another guy jamming a 40 ounce beer bottle up somone's ***. He just cracked a smile and put his head down.

Is that how you got your handle?
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:20 AM

View Postbacknblack, on Nov 26 2008, 10:16 AM, said:

Is that how you got your handle?


Mr. Skin was taken. :lol:
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:46 AM

View PostedZep, on Nov 25 2008, 06:57 PM, said:

Porn is the gravy on top of the heaping serving of life.



that needs to be on the dollar bill.........and the flag
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:15 PM

Kind of like the guy who claims he's never had some "me time" in his life...

you just kind of shrug and say this clearly means he's more into it than any of us!
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:17 PM

View Postslamee101, on Nov 26 2008, 12:15 PM, said:

Kind of like the guy who claims he's never had some "me time" in his life...

you just kind of shrug and say this clearly means he's more into it than any of us!

"me time" :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:39 PM

View PostBankerBird, on Nov 26 2008, 05:17 PM, said:

"me time" :lol:

Hustler magazine was going to come out with a porn channel on Cable TV named "MeTime" but they were advised that the name might be confused with the already existing "ShowTime" cable channel and nixed the entire project.

"MeTime" TV- The channel we'd all like to get our hands on!
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:42 PM

I don't look at porn:

at work...often
when I'm sleeping
when BWD's mom is over
on Christmas day...unless my presents really sucked
during Falcons/Hawks games...
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